Wednesday, November 23
Geoygie (a post by Khalid)
George Costanza, a fictional character with more reality than anyone of us, a lost confused personality, lost within the boundaries of his society. To many, he might be a psycho and a looser. But to others, he’s an ideal, a role model. One might wonder, how it would feel like to be George Costanza. Trapped into your own mind, filled with sick thoughts and views. His ingenious way of careless living has touched our lives in a unique way, a way of living that no ordinary person can successfully achieve.
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My Favorite George moment:
"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no reponsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last 9 months floating... then you finish of as an organism !!!
Amen
"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no reponsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last 9 months floating... then you finish of as an organism !!!
Amen
Famous George Costanza quotes
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"Nobody ever says it's them, not me. If it's anybody, it's me."
"You're damn right it's me!"
"I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate, I've got it all!"
"Why do I get pesto? Why do I think I'll like it? I keep trying to like it, like I have to like it. Everybody likes pesto. You walk into a restaurant, that's all you hear: pesto, pesto, pesto. Where was pesto ten years ago?"
"No, no, I don't think I'm special. My mother always said I'm not special."
"George is getting upset!"
"You're killing independent George!!"
"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
"Lupus? Is it lupus?"
"I've driven women to lesbianism before but never to a mental institution."
"My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter, I was raised to give up. It's one of the few things I do well."
"Alright, that's it for me, you've been great! Good night, everybody."
"I can't believe it! I'm a father! I did it! My boys can swim! I can do it! I can do it!"
"He's beboppin' and scattin' and I'm losing it!"
"You had to hop. You had to hop on the plane!!!"
"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!" (referring to his very flacid penis, when spotted nude)
"It's not my fault. Seinfeld can't drive! How hard is it to follow somebody?"
"Parking in the city is just like sex. Why should I pay for it when, if I apply myself, I might be able to get it for free?"
"I can't carry a pen, I'm afraid it'll puncture my scrotum."
"And so, without further ado, I give you... the candy lineup."
"If you take everything I've accomplished in my life and condense it down to one day, it looks decent!"
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"Nobody ever says it's them, not me. If it's anybody, it's me."
"You're damn right it's me!"
"I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate, I've got it all!"
"Why do I get pesto? Why do I think I'll like it? I keep trying to like it, like I have to like it. Everybody likes pesto. You walk into a restaurant, that's all you hear: pesto, pesto, pesto. Where was pesto ten years ago?"
"No, no, I don't think I'm special. My mother always said I'm not special."
"George is getting upset!"
"You're killing independent George!!"
"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
"Lupus? Is it lupus?"
"I've driven women to lesbianism before but never to a mental institution."
"My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter, I was raised to give up. It's one of the few things I do well."
"Alright, that's it for me, you've been great! Good night, everybody."
"I can't believe it! I'm a father! I did it! My boys can swim! I can do it! I can do it!"
"He's beboppin' and scattin' and I'm losing it!"
"You had to hop. You had to hop on the plane!!!"
"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!" (referring to his very flacid penis, when spotted nude)
"It's not my fault. Seinfeld can't drive! How hard is it to follow somebody?"
"Parking in the city is just like sex. Why should I pay for it when, if I apply myself, I might be able to get it for free?"
"I can't carry a pen, I'm afraid it'll puncture my scrotum."
"And so, without further ado, I give you... the candy lineup."
"If you take everything I've accomplished in my life and condense it down to one day, it looks decent!"
I could've sworn I left a comment here yday damnit :|
Digging into memory lane I think it was along the lines of: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Digging into memory lane I think it was along the lines of: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
bonz: he lost it in that one... hehe :)
abumuhareb: that painting's a classic..
lol
he's just amazing man.. especially in the scene when he was at their friends' place for the weekend, the episode where he "fished" out lobsters. i love the scene where he jumps and screams as soon as he lays his eyes on their friends' new born baby... hilarious... as u know.
khalid: u lost it man...nice post
jo: i agree loool mos def
:)
abumuhareb: that painting's a classic..
lol
he's just amazing man.. especially in the scene when he was at their friends' place for the weekend, the episode where he "fished" out lobsters. i love the scene where he jumps and screams as soon as he lays his eyes on their friends' new born baby... hilarious... as u know.
khalid: u lost it man...nice post
jo: i agree loool mos def
:)
I like how he decided to get married all of a sudden, then how he changed his mind and said "i'm not ready, I can't get married in December" loooooooooooool
then went crying to his fiance :)
then went crying to his fiance :)
Nice Geoygie Moments*
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Trying to become friends with a black man to prove to his boss that he was not racist.
Purchasing a Twix bar from the candy machine from a car dealership, only to see the candy get stuck, then losing it to a mechanic who buys another Twix, getting two packages. George then heads to the complaint department demanding an apology, a refund, and for "that man to be fired."
Inventing a fictitious company named "Vandelay Industries" where he said he had a job interview, in order to keep getting his unemployment benefits. The company was run by the fictitious Art Vandelay. Vandelay Industries is, according to George, a latex manufacturing company. In order to add legitimacy to the company's existence, George gives Jerry's home phone number as the company's phone number. Art Vandelay was also an importer/exporter as well as an architect. The judge in the final episode of the series was named Art Vandelay, which George interpreted as a "good sign."
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*wikipedia
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Trying to become friends with a black man to prove to his boss that he was not racist.
Purchasing a Twix bar from the candy machine from a car dealership, only to see the candy get stuck, then losing it to a mechanic who buys another Twix, getting two packages. George then heads to the complaint department demanding an apology, a refund, and for "that man to be fired."
Inventing a fictitious company named "Vandelay Industries" where he said he had a job interview, in order to keep getting his unemployment benefits. The company was run by the fictitious Art Vandelay. Vandelay Industries is, according to George, a latex manufacturing company. In order to add legitimacy to the company's existence, George gives Jerry's home phone number as the company's phone number. Art Vandelay was also an importer/exporter as well as an architect. The judge in the final episode of the series was named Art Vandelay, which George interpreted as a "good sign."
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*wikipedia
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